May 2012
justbeenjustin:
I’m proud to live in a country where moms get a day and sharks get a week
readmor:
insults only hurt when u know theyre kind of true
Reasons why I'm single
darius: smh, loving you isnttttt easyyy.........
me: wtf shut upppppp! lovinnnnggg meeeee is easssyyy cause i'm beauutifuuullllll! lol see what i did there? lololol
darius: nice. i caught the hint :) but no, its not
me: lol ummm it isnt a hint its a song numnuts! & stfu don't be a terrorist and love me!
darius: jewel, i know it was the song lol, thats why i said i get what you were hinting at, slowness. nd i'm trying, smh, i'm trying. we both know that we love each other.
me: .................slow? um no mr turtle pants! & lololol stop trying and just love me you douchelord! wahhhhhhhhh
